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What you should major in based on your zodiac sign

Are you trying to decide on a major at Drexel? Maybe you are overthinking the one(s) you already have? Or you might just want to find out if you are divinely aligned with the commitments you have made. Whatever circumstance you’re in, this astrology guide is here to help you decide what you should major […]

Top places to vape: a non-smoker’s perspective

1. Your residence hall’s stairway: There is nothing like the vibe of sad brutalist concrete and roaches. 2. Curtis Hall: For those who want to be a menace and hot box the already permanent cloud of must.3. The Lancaster Walk lawn chairs: Bonus points if you blow it towards people. 4. The green space by […]

How to get a co-op

The S&P 500 fell to an all-time low yesterday and so have co-op offerings. Many students who would like to get job experience and money are unable to do so. The Rectangle interviewed Nepo Baby ‘27, who has secured a prestigious investment banking co-op at J.P. Morgan, to share his resume to help future Drexel […]

The rampant Prepidemic at Drexel

As May approaches, young preps across the country are deciding where to attend college. Many would assume that Philly-bound preps will be studying at the University of Pennsylvania, with its classic Ivy League look and colonial roots. However, a small but lively prep subculture exists right here at Drexel University. Largely congregated within LeBow college, […]

New Drexel president rumored to be a dweeb and an actual fan of learning

New Drexel University president Antonio Merlot has denied claims that he is in fact a massive dweeb. Many people have looked to him being named after a unique kind of wine as one of the main sources of suspicion of his dweeby-ness. His long history of being an academic also has drawn concerns that he […]

The magnificent shaft: Drexel’s newest mascot

Strolling down 33rd Street, you are met with the refreshing sound of honking cars, the sight of cumbersome skyscrapers and nauseatingly delicious smells of halal. As you become immersed in these beloved city charms, you almost forget about your pathetic life as a Drexel University student until you encounter the dreaded beast on the corner […]

Make a dash for cold hard cash

The economy is continuing to inflate like a balloon that is about to pop. The Drexel shaft is penetrating each one of us deeper and deeper by the day. What is one to do when funds are low and working to honestly earn what you deserve is not an option? Just waltz into a crosswalk […]

Fuck ambition

To me, “Ambition Can’t Wait” means a lot of things. It means finding a pair of my underwear floating in a mini lake in the Towers Hall laundry room. It means sleeping in the hollowed-out bookshelves of the Hagerty Library. It means biting into raw chicken from the Hans. It’s the combination of misery and […]

Mi casa, tu casa… it’s everybody’s casa

There are far too many University Housing options on Drexel’s campus. I can barely decide what sauces to put on my food at Cucina Zapata, so you could imagine that choosing where I’ll live in misery for an entire school year isn’t any easier. To save other students like me from this crippling indecisiveness, Drexel […]

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