Hello, Rectangle readers! This spring we will be hosting the first-ever season of the Rectangle Bachelor, starring opinion writer Tobin Raza as the man everyone desires! Tobin is a bright and beautiful young man, and any lady (or anyone, for that matter) would be lucky to have him. If you are interested, please report to Drexel Park on Saturday, April 5 at noon, which is when we will be shooting the first episode. Tobin is very excited to meet you all!