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Depressed Like Everyone Else?
Damn that's lowkey but highkey kinda crazy. You should probably do something about that lol. Just remember, your billing statement (eBill) from Drexel University is now ready for you to view.
Whore-o-scopes
Capricorn
It’s time for some sexuality switching! Go try something new, your usual routines are fun, but well worn. Take a spin with the gender wheel and unlock hidden sexualities previously unbeknownst to humanity! Get some he/him-bos added to your roster, get zir/ze-rious about being freaky, become a she/her-icane of uninhibited sexual desire! Carpe every diem you see!
Pisces
Just checked in with the love gods and they are n o t happy with you. You have been seeing someone behind your partner’s back. Now this can be amended in one of two ways, either tell your partner, OR double down and start seeing m u l t i p l e people behind your partner’s back. Show the love gods you mean business!
Sagittarius
I’m gonna need you to lock in with me here. That person who’s been pursuing you is on their last nerve and is going to give up soon. Now you and I both know that they gave you a bed rockin’, hair pullin’, booty bouncin’ good time and you can’t let that slip you by. Lock in and lock them down (maybe literally!).
Statement on [Insert Tragic Event]
Dear Members of the Drexel Community
On today [insert date], [insert summary of tragic event] occured. I am deeply saddened by [insert
tragic event].
Our thoughts and prayers are with the [victims | survivors | those affected]. While we can offer our thoughts
and prayers, these are simply not enough. We must additionally offer [insert token effort]