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Health and Well-Being Resources
Depressed Like Everyone Else?
Damn that's lowkey but highkey kinda crazy. You should probably do something about that lol. Just remember, your billing statement (eBill) from Drexel University is now ready for you to view.
Whore-o-scopes
Virgo
Virg-oja Cat once said "He like the Doja and the Cat, yeah / He like it thick, he like it fat, yeah". These words of wisdom should be your guiding light today. Get out into the world and make thick stacks. Get thick with positive vibes and super thick healing energy. Make sure everyone can see your thick smile and that they’re all thick with interesting words that compel deep meaning and thick affirmative self reflection. I mean, that’s what Doja Cat meant by “he like it thick”, right?
Aries
Get crazy girl, today is your day to hit the town. The world is your oyster and it’s your job to get as many pearls as possible, so put on some clean pants, spray that dollar tree perfume on you, and get some serious hoein’ done!
Sagittarius
I’m gonna need you to lock in with me here. That person who’s been pursuing you is on their last nerve and is going to give up soon. Now you and I both know that they gave you a bed rockin’, hair pullin’, booty bouncin’ good time and you can’t let that slip you by. Lock in and lock them down (maybe literally!).
Statement on [Insert Tragic Event]
Dear Members of the Drexel Community
On today [insert date], [insert summary of tragic event] occured. I am deeply saddened by [insert
tragic event].
Our thoughts and prayers are with the [victims | survivors | those affected]. While we can offer our thoughts
and prayers, these are simply not enough. We must additionally offer [insert token effort]