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Health and Well-Being Resources
Depressed Like Everyone Else?
Damn that's lowkey but highkey kinda crazy. You should probably do something about that lol. Just remember, your billing statement (eBill) from Drexel University is now ready for you to view.
Whore-o-scopes
Cancer
This is a PSA: If you’re experiencing simp-toms such as severe attachment to a phone waiting for them to text you back, all-consuming thoughts of one person (or several), or doing ridiculous things you have literally never done in your life before and never will again, then you are entitled for compensation. Our services include, but are not limited to: nuking your contact list, taking a hammer to your phone, and finding that sonofabitch and “sending them a message.”
Sagittarius
I’m gonna need you to lock in with me here. That person who’s been pursuing you is on their last nerve and is going to give up soon. Now you and I both know that they gave you a bed rockin’, hair pullin’, booty bouncin’ good time and you can’t let that slip you by. Lock in and lock them down (maybe literally!).
Virgo
Virg-oja Cat once said "He like the Doja and the Cat, yeah / He like it thick, he like it fat, yeah". These words of wisdom should be your guiding light today. Get out into the world and make thick stacks. Get thick with positive vibes and super thick healing energy. Make sure everyone can see your thick smile and that they’re all thick with interesting words that compel deep meaning and thick affirmative self reflection. I mean, that’s what Doja Cat meant by “he like it thick”, right?
Statement on [Insert Tragic Event]
Dear Members of the Drexel Community
On today [insert date], [insert summary of tragic event] occured. I am deeply saddened by [insert
tragic event].
Our thoughts and prayers are with the [victims | survivors | those affected]. While we can offer our thoughts
and prayers, these are simply not enough. We must additionally offer [insert token effort]