By Anderson Pooper — The Brown Fox The varsity basketball courts at the Daskalakis Athletic Center were transformed into a world-class restroom as Drexel hosted the turd annual Delaware SUCKS Investments U.S. Open Pooping Championshits March 30. It was Drexel’s first time making a deposit to the porcelain bank. President Jay Frizzle has always been [...]
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Time tickets to be randomly assigned
By: Archbishop Aspie Starting with the summer 2013 quarter, Drexel University course registration time tickets will be assigned on a completely random basis, the Office of the University Registrar announced March 29. The change is the fourth this academic year to the University’s time ticket assignment protocol. First, in October 2012, freshmen were given priority [...]
Move over humans, Screaming Goat is actually going on tour
By: Liz Lemonade The music industry has been on fire recently with the release of Justin Timberlake’s third studio album, “The 20/20 Experience,” and the announcement that Timberlake and Jay-Z will be going on tour together. However, there’s a new kid in town: Screaming Goat. If you haven’t seen this musically blessed goat on [...]
The DP pales in comparison to The Triangle
By: Irving Washington The Triangle is far superior to The Daily Pennsylvanian. Ladies and gentlemen, I recently picked up a newspaper by the Wawa at 36th and Chestnut streets. This free paper, The Daily Pennsylvanian, simply isn’t worth the price. I cannot understand why anyone would trust a media outlet like The DP, a bastion [...]
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