• Grand Poobah

    Dr. Jawn Wooder

  • Lord High Executioner

    Peter E. Zekiel

Copy Editors

  • Grammar Guru

    Margma Ruug

  • Grammar Guru

    Mark Up

Office of Arts & Crafts Staff

  • Pretentious Artist

    Fortizzi

  • Maya Partez

Business Staff

  • Cocaine Supplier

    “Bob”

  • The Monopoly Guy

    Rich Uncle Pennybags

News Staff

  • Fake Ass Hoe

    Wizard of Az

  • Asst. Fake Ass Hoe

    Leif Erikson

  • Blitz Krieg

  • Zoey Kinni

  • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

  • Hart Ahn

Sporps Staff

  • Point Guard

    Eric Snow

  • Matt Geiger

  • Michael Scarn

  • Adam Hermann

  • Fuzzy Dunlop

Mildly Entertainment Staff

  • Drummer Boy

    Andrew Nieman

  • Keith Stone

  • T.M. Zee

  • Gary Walsh

  • Furkan Aldemir

  • Stefon

Trolling Staff

  • Captain Con-troller

    Juljin Zulja

  • Asst. Troll

    Mayan Calendar

  • Ron Paul

  • James Pocket-Stuffer

  • Coin Dexter

#fashun Staff

  • Professional Tree Whisperer

    Kat Moss

  • WERK Betch

    Carl Lagerfeld

  • Miranda Presley’s 54th Assistant

    John Paul Gaultier

Photographers

  • Executive Snapchatter

    @Bootie_lishious

Geek Squad Staff

  • Administrator of Connected Things

    Black Hat Guy

  • Product Implementation Specialist

    Avian Meek

  • Gram Seenberg

  • Carl Hamslab