The Rectangle Editorial Board has made our decision. Drexel students have long worked towards a single goal: a communist society unified by the worship of our great lord Lucifer. The Editorial Board therefore endorses Bernie Sanders to bring about Full Communism Now, Hail Satan. Our previous endorsements of the Socialist Workers’ Party were mere protest […]
As I was watching the news today, I was appalled when my vision was accosted with the image of women running around with their nipples out. Their nipples! Can you believe it? That’s so inappropriate. They seduce men and other women with those things. After further research, I discovered that this was the so-called […]
I have heard the plebeians grumbling recently about some debate between the hashtags #blacklivesmatter and #alllivesmatter, with some arguing as to which better describes the state of different humans at this juncture. How cute. Once again, the sheeple of the world have herded together around a fire to force us all the sing “Kumbaya” and […]
With the 2016 elections looming over everybody, people want to know how they can force their views on others. Many are out of practice since the 2012 election. It’s sad to see how many people disagree, and it’s a competition to see who can convince the most people otherwise. Because of everyone’s lack of practice, […]
Space is a precious commodity in a bustling city like Philadelphia. Real estate that you could buy for a song out in the ‘burbs may well cost you an arm and a leg out here in our city of brotherly all-hours construction. It is for this reason and more that I propose the following: […]
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Kanye West – April 1 at the Creese Student Center Lobby Rapper Kanye West will be performing an intimate show in the Creese Student Center Lobby Friday, April 1 at 10:37 pm. West is expected to play songs from his latest album “The Life of Pablo,” which solely exists on the maligned streaming platform Tidal. […]
Drexel Football Team to receive new stadium, training facility Not to be outdone by Temple University’s recent decision to build a new $100 million football stadium, Drexel has decided to come up with one of their own. The new Panini-Brandywiener Dragon Stadium will be the new centerpiece of campus life according to DrexelNOW, the propaganda […]
Montgomeryville denizen and hardcore hipster JC Oakley reportedly heard the song “Seeing Stars” inside a Forever 21 store. She was in the store scoffing at the clothing selection, which is “just so basic it’s ridiculous”, when she heard the indie rock jam through her headphones. “I was listening to the new Frankie Cosmos song on […]
2016 has been quite the year for upsets in the fashion industry. With Raf Simons departure at Dior and Alber Elbaz’s exit from Lanvin, we could sense another fashion legend would soon be exiting the spotlight. However, we did not at all anticipate the departure of such a great icon, the one and only Anna […]