Ring the Alarm! Campus Activities Board announced Sunday, March 31 that Beyonce will be performing at this year’s 2014 Spring Jam, and everyone on campus is asking, “What took so long?” According to Queen Bey, she and legendary rapper and husband Jay-Z have recently split, due to an affair with former Drexel student and now-rapper, […]
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While bread-and-butter Americans are worried about the IRS scandals, the advent of affordable health care and the insidious leftist agenda, a new homegrown threat is lurking in our own homes. Just last week, an Oregon family was held hostage in their bedroom and forced to call 911 after a rabid, 22-pound predator mauled their child. […]
“Live It 24/7.” Can you believe how pitifully hypocritical Drexel’s slogan is? The University takes so much pride in giving students the chance to work toward their dream careers at all times, yet there’s a break of at least one week at the end of every term. The last time we checked, taking a break […]
Drexel University isn’t in a great location, when you really think about it. Sure, 30th Street Station is right there, and we have convenient access to Center City, but is it really worth it? With DrexelALERTs coming in day after day about shootings, stabbings and, of course, cookie truck robberies, we just have to face […]
When I got the DrexelALERT that all students will be required to stay an extra five days on co-op or in school (and that Drexel Police had cleared the area), I was understandably upset. I thought maybe Drexel had learned from #MyLegacy and realized Drexel Dragons have had enough with purchasable school spirit. But no, […]
A surge of missing person reports has recently been linked to the startlingly long Starbucks line in the lobby of the Gerri C. LeBow Hall. Drexel students have been disappearing into the coffee shop en masse, never to be seen again. Starbucks has attempted to distance itself from this scandal, saying that students vanished before […]
In a report in the Daily Pennsylvanian, it was revealed that Drexel University’s independent student newspaper has been fabricating its news stories for the past 89 years. The story, titled “Our Poor Neighbor Newspaper Is Worse Than We Thought,” ran in the March 10 issue of the paper and gave rise to social media chatter […]
Over five decades, Martin Scorsese has built a successful career in film with a simple brew of drugs, sex, violence and derivatives of his all-time favorite word in the English language: “fuck” After the three-hour magnum opus that was December’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” audiences didn’t think that he could get any raunchier with […]
Edward Snowden confirmed exclusively to The Rectangle this week that he was responsible for leaking the file of student information via the Steinbright Career Development Center last winter term. He claims this was a desperate plea to draw attention to what he sees as Drexel’s institutionalized mistreatment of students. “I have seen some shit in […]